Session Start: Sun Aug 06 20:07:47 2000
* Logging #rayroom to '#rayroom_20000806.log'
<SyrionRIP> Well better too early then too late
<Danel> yes - just securing the room :)
<Danel> checking for hidden microphones and so on :)
<SyrionRIP> Hey at irc.cyga.net you can register a channel
<Danel> just like that?
<SyrionRIP> it is a belgian chat community, so Reinhard can register it :)
<Danel> i never heard of that network before
<SyrionRIP> wait a sec...
<SyrionRIP> I'll try to find the page
<Danel> okay
<SyrionRIP> Here's the adress: http://cyganet.cybergalaxy.com/
<SyrionRIP> at "Channel Service" you can register one
<SyrionRIP> and they'll provide a bot and a webchat-application :)
<Danel> neat, will check it out
<SyrionRIP> Are you Dan LArsen?
<SyrionRIP> Larsen I mean
<Danel> yes
<Danel> that's me
<SyrionRIP> Aha (I'm checking RayCokes.com now)
<Danel> ok :) what do you think?
<SyrionRIP> Wanna join the RIP? :)
<Danel> anything missing there in your opinion?
<SyrionRIP> nope.... not really
<Danel> good :)
<Danel> sure why not
<SyrionRIP> the only thing that is incomplete on the site is that ray hasn't got brains ;) And that's why I loved his shows :)
<Danel> hehehe
<SyrionRIP> damn.... I guess my domain is out
<SyrionRIP> By the way are you loggig the chat? because Reinhard isn't here and he does it usually
<SyrionRIP> loggig=logging
<Danel> yup, I always log the chat... I'm the designated chat-master at the site :)
<SyrionRIP> :) LOL! :)
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<SyrionRIP> Hi Sir Blue!
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<Lasse> hi there!
<SyrionRIP> Hi Lasse
<Danel> godaften lasse
<Lasse> god aften Dan, du er da tidlig på den :o)
<SyrionRIP> can someone please check if http://www.internettrash.com down is? I can't get on it
<Danel> lasse, jo jo... jeg har god tid idag
<SyrionRIP> ????
<SyrionRIP> Danish?
<SyrionRIP> Wel ik kan wel Nederlands gaan praten, maar daar verstaan jullie ook niets van.
<Lasse> only a little S :o)
<Danel> hehe sorry sy :)
<Lasse> I cant open it either Sy
<SyrionRIP> I said: I can speak Dutch, but you won't understand it
<SyrionRIP> O.K.
<SyrionRIP> thanks!
<Danel> no response from that site
<Danel> brb - going to bring in some laundry
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<Lasse> Dan, try www.scoopstation.com....
<SyrionRIP> Hmz....
<SyrionRIP> BRB.... (serious problems with internet here
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<knoo> hi
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<Danel> hello
* knoo is Gavin from London
<knoo> been here a few times
<knoo> been a Ray fan for oooh since early 90s
<Danel> have you been to a chat before too knoo?
<knoo> yep
* Danel can't remember having seen knoow before...
<Danel> -w
<knoo> I might have been called kontact-
<Danel> lasse kan du ikke lige se efter butikken? Jeg skal lige reboote..
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Session Start: Sun Aug 06 20:51:14 2000
*** Now talking in #rayroom
*** Topic is 'Welcome to Ray Cokes Online Chat - Open till midnight CET! :)'
*** Set by Danel on Sun Aug 06 20:09:27
<Lasse> hi Pia-M
<syrion> nope
<DanL> hi again
<syrion> most are on vacation
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<PiaM> has the man himself been here yet?
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*** Lasse sets mode: -o Lasse
<Lasse> no, not yet Pia
<Lasse> how u all doing?
<Danel> I'm doing alright... sittin ghere in my solitude - thinking of my gf up in Norway doing her internship at a hotel
<Danel> how about yourself lasse?
<knoo> internship?  Monica Lewinksy was doing an internship!
* PiaM smiles
<Lasse> lol knoo....
<Danel> knoo... :)
<Lasse> Im doing fine... nothing new here... just the same boring things.... work, work, training and no vecation....
<syrion> 2 all people here who want to join the RIP (Ray Internet Posse) Mail your real name, irc-name, e-mailadress, country and icq-nr. (if you have it) to r.i.p.@mail4u.nl (the site is down and the form doesn't work so it has to be the long way
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<Danel> awww... poor you lasse :)
<_-Tom-_> hi, everybody :-)
<Danel> hallo tom
<Lasse> hi tom
<syrion> Hi tom
* Danel is scanning a cpl pics of TrineLine from when I met her
<Lasse> and when r they awailible on the net?? hehe
<PiaM> hi Tom :)
<_-Tom-_> didn't Marieke promise us a new pic of her, too?
<Danel> tom, it's on it's way... just need publication on the site :)
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<Danel> (I forgot all about that :))
<Lasse> hi vik!
<_-Tom-_> hi, vik
<PiaM> hi Vikl :)
<knoo> hey sticky vicky!
<Vik1> Hi Folks, every one OK tonite?
<Danel> hello viktor
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<Vik1> Stikcy Vicky! Very drole..ha Ha  !!
<Danel> sure mate, how about yourself?
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<Cy> Hi
<TomH> fine, thanks, vik.. yourself?
<TomH> hi, cy
<Lasse> hi Cy
<Cy> Hi TomH... newbie ?
<TomH> second time, here, cy... was here two months ago or whenever that was :-)
<Vik1> Yes Tom, Fine, middle of cooking some cakes at the moment, trying not to burn them!!
<Danel> hi cy
<TomH> missed it last time unfortunately
<Cy> Oh right :)
<TomH> cooking the cakes? not baking, them?
<Cy> Danel... any news from Ray if he's coming tonight ?
<TomH> oops, that comma shouldn't have been there
<Danel> none cy
<TomH> Ray's probably having dinner at some friends again *g*
<Vik1> Well baking I suppose...same thing really...lets say another of my disasters in the kitchen!
<TomH> well, maybe you have kitchen disasters because you cook your cakes ;-)
<Vik1> No I think it's the rat poison in them that could be the problem! LOL
<TomH> :-)
<knoo> ray is never here!
<Cy> He's usually late Knoo.. but he usually pops in
<Vik1> I could offer to cook him dinner?!!
* Cy is 24 Male... u can see me live on my webcam www.cysworld.com
<Cy> ahhh.. another year older since the last chat.. lol !
<TomH> happy birthday, cy :-)
<Lasse> happy birthday Cy.... (when ever that was... ) hehe
<Cy> hehehe, was a few weeks ago.. back in June (don't think we have had a chat since then !)
<Cy> ...quite a few weeks ago !
<syrion> ...
<Cy> everyones in a quiet mood tonight ?
<Danel> sorry, scanning a few pics here
<syrion> Seems to
<Danel> will, talk more soon :)
<Cy> oh right, np
<Cy> k, no probs Danel..
* Lasse is writing a mail.... be here soon...
<Vik1> May I ask some thing, can everyone indicate which country they are in...out of curiosity.....me?, Surrey in the UK.
* TomH is in Austria
<Cy> UK
<PiaM> Finland
<knoo> London,UK
<Cy> Hey... Ray has just logged on
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<knoo> mr COKES!
<TomH> hi, ray!
<mccokes> evening all!
<PiaM> hi Ray :)
<Cy> hi Ray :)
<Danel> Hello Mr. Ray
<Vik1> Greetings Raymondo!!
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<TomH> how are you, ray?
<mccokes> just to let you know that i can stay for five mins then i will be back in half an hour
<mccokes> i'm very well thanks :) and you?
<Danel> okay ray, having dinner now? :)
<Lasse> hi Ray!
<TomH> doing fine, thanks :-)
<TomH> dinner at friends again, ray?
<mccokes> yes you guessed it d!
<syrion> GOD IS IN THA HOUSE!!!!!!!!
* Lasse is from Denmark....
<syrion> :)
<mccokes> good to see those friendly faces again!
<mccokes> and some new ones it seems
<syrion> (I was a bit elsewhere with my mind)
<Danel> what is on the menu? Did you cook yourself today?
<Vik1> Wanna a nice freshly baked cake Ray.....LOL sorry you missed it earlier
* knoo isnt new, I was haunted from the most wanted days ;)
<mccokes> chicken and wild rocket salad!
<Cy> Ray... I thought u were coming to our monitors in July !!!
<mccokes> so did i cy!
<Danel> wild salad... been hunting have we Ray? ;)  hehehe
* knoo sends ray bad luck sympathy
<Cy> Things being delayed then Ray ?
<Danel> anyho... nice to see you here so early tonight
<Vik1> is "stagnant" a more apt word Ray?
<mccokes> im juggling decisions at the moment
<knoo> I'm only good at juggling breasts I'm afraid
<Vik1> Go for the one with the biggest pay cheque.
<Cy> lol @ knoo
<mccokes> of course you are knoo!
<TomH> what are the options, ray?
<mccokes> tell u after dinner!
<TomH> ok :-))
<knoo> enjoy your food!
<Lasse> we will be waiting for you Ray :o)
<TomH> bon appetit, ray :-)
<syrion> Eating? Now?
<syrion> kinda late
<Danel> bon apetit.. .and try and keep the wild salad on the plate, eh? :)
<Vik1> Have you gotta do the washing up as well?
<syrion> but Bon appetit/smakelijk eten/enjoy your meal
<Cy> oh, see u later Ray
<mccokes> hope you will still be here too
<syrion> I will
<Cy> me too :)
<syrion> I have at least one hour at the account here :)
<TomH> so will I :-)
<mccokes> maybe more will join us you never know!
<syrion> and then I refresh the account :)
<Cy> well... I'm paying again tonight (the 'free' account keeps disconnecting :(
<knoo> Cy what country are you in?
<mccokes> that sounds typical cy
<Cy> yeah... Freeserve !
<Vik1> Cy try Freeserve unlimited, after 1 month seem OK for me £9.99 / month  not bad eh!
<Cy> chucks u off after 2 hours anyway... but it's usually 3 mins !!!!
<syrion> I'm in a internetcafe... the one of that greek billionaire who owns that airline
<Cy> Thanks Vik, but I wan't to use Demon Surftime later this month
<Cy> Whats for dinner tonight then Ray ?
<mccokes> ok eating in a minute
<Lasse> <mccokes> chicken and wild rocket salad!
<knoo> I've got a wild rocket
<knoo> sorry crap joke!
<Cy> ???
<Lasse> :o)
<mccokes> i do the crap jokes knoo!
<knoo> :))
* knoo was carrying on the tradition :)
<Vik1> I'd be pretty wild if I was about to get munched into..lol
<knoo> vik, if I were to eat you no no no no... :)
<mccokes> ok later dudes
<Vik1> Knoo...sorry not enough meat on me!!
<Danel> see ya ray
<TomH> see you later, ray
<knoo> c u raymond
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<Lasse> c u Ray!
<Vik1> Toodle pip...may be later
<Lasse> ups...
<Vik1> Jesus...he leaves us to eat his salad...has he heard of the word "planning" ???
<knoo> Jesus isn't on this channel
<Vik1> not yet!!
<Cy> hehehe.... Jesus is on IRC !!!!!!
<Cy> in #fatkids, #hax0rsex....
<Vik1> well I gotta go clean dishes......might catch ya later people.....P.S. J doesn't have to wash dishes either!!
<Lasse> lol
* TomH grins
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<TomH> God is here, too... in @#parasite and @#b0red
<Cy> Geeeze, we got the whole lot on tonight... God and Satan !
<TomH> Buddha, too... on no channel, though
<Cy> lol
<Lasse> hehe
<TomH> probably very Zen of him not to be on a channel
<syrion> Well, isn't OUR God Ray?
<Cy> Pia... u still about ?
<Cy> Yeah... Ray God of Crap Jokes and Dodgy Tv shows !
<syrion> hehe
<knoo> :)
<TomH> Fryer of CDs :-)
<PiaM> cy, almost :)
<knoo> I wonder what options he has now :)
<syrion> If you could watch the RIP page you'll see Ray's rank is " God"
<Cy> Hey, anyone been watching Big Brother ?
<TomH> aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
* TomH runs out of the room as "Big Brother" is mentioned
<syrion> I feel ashamed that it is invented in the Netherlands
<Cy> hehehe
<syrion> :(
<Cy> really... I thought 'only in America !!!!'... good though !
<syrion> We had some kind of rip-off on another tv-station "The Bus". Only now a Bus driving trhu the netherlands instead of a house
<Cy> LOL - ??????
<syrion> I wished that the bus drove trough the BB-hopuse in the irst episode
<Cy> hehehe
<syrion> unfortunatly it didn't happen
<TomH> Austrian TV is doing something similar from September onwards... 12 people running a taxi company in Vienna for 12 weeks or so...
<Cy> and one gets voted out each week ?
<TomH> I have no idea... all I hear is "Taxi Orange" and I hit the off switch *g*
<syrion> Should we found the "I hate Real life Soap"-foundation ?
<syrion> against those programs?
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<Cy> well.. I like it - lol
<syrion> I wish I was in the USA now... so I could kick the server of the RIP-page....
<Cy> Fallen over ?
<syrion> I hate free webhosts... :|
<Cy> Email Marieke, she's over there now - lol
<TomH> here's the homepage of that new show (in German, though): http://taxiorange.orf.at/
<syrion> hehe.... And I can speak Dutch to her :)
<TomH> pretty boring page, though
<TomH> maybe Ray could do a reality-soap.... live on TV 24 hours a day *gg*
<Cy> hehehe, all Ray Fans in a house ?
<TomH> and Naughty Nina, hopefully *g*
<knoo> Nina! Nina!
<Cy> I couldn't do it... be without the 'net for more than a day....
<Cy> LOL @ Tom... I've changed my mind !
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<Cy> wb Pia
<PiaM> hi again :)
<TomH> wb pia
<PiaM> my computer is not obeying me
<Cy> I certainly wouldn't kick Nina out !
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<Cy> wb lasse
<TomH> wb, lasse
<syrion> Hi Lasse
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<Lasse> hmmmmmmmmmmm........
<TomH> wb, lasse
<Lasse> thanx again....
<Lasse> I hate that dude Peer that keeps disconnecting me... :)
<Lasse> did I miss sth?
<TomH> he's on #underworld and @#peer if you want to complain, lasse ;-)
<Lasse> hehe...
<TomH> don't all talk at once :-)
<Cy> hehehe, sorry busy chatting to Pia
* PiaM smiles
<Lasse> about what?? hehe
<syrion> ...
<PiaM> webcams and stuff :)
<Lasse> ohhh..... -you are free to chat on....
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<TomH> wb, vik
<vik1> Greetings people...have I missed anything? 
<syrion> nope
<Lasse> not at all....
<Cy> nope
<Lasse> we all waiting for Ray to come back
<vik1> so just how long does it take Ray to eat his dinner then???
<TomH> well, he has to struggle with that wild salad, so it'll probably take some time...
<Lasse> normally 2½ hours....
<Cy> well... these celebs probably have 3 or 4 course dinners !
<PiaM> ohhhh anyone watching cnbc? andys last night on conan o'brien!!!
<Lasse> 3 if the salad is REAL wild
<Cy> lol lasse
<Lasse> :)
<vik1> remind me not to "come back" as a salad in my next life!
<TomH> but I learned something new tonight.. I didn't know that you could actually make salad from rockets... that should be a good solution to disarmament :-)
<Lasse> but as a quecumber?
<Cy> hehehe, no there's a thought Lasse ;)
<Cy> (now)
<Lasse> lol..... I didnt think of THAT before I wrote it cy... hehe
<Cy> hehehe
<Lasse> then I will be a banana in my next life....
<vik1> Anyone seen the photo on the cover of the new Robbie Williams CD?
<Cy> only of the single
<vik1> Yeah Cy, is like him pealing a skin off...horrible!!
<Cy> yep... Yuck !
<Cy> Watched the 'uncut' video.... it is horrible !
<vik1> not seen the video but not surpised..the song grows on you though, don't you think
<vik1> Take a listen to the base track, it's just the aame as "relax" by Frankie goes to Hollywood, for those who remember
<syrion> ???
<Lasse> Dan: you still scanning pics??
<Danel> lasse, almost done... I'm putting them on my own page
<syrion> Are you such softies or can you only receive "cut'n'censored" MTV?
<Lasse> url for that one?
<TomH> I only get the MTV version for lobotomy survivors (=MTV Germany), unfortunately :-((((((
<vik1> Don't have MTV anymore.......no cable or satellite in our new apartment......
<syrion> I don't know the german MTV
<TomH> lucky you, syrion
<syrion> I receive the "European" version
<syrion> with other words
<syrion> censored by some english parliament pussies
<TomH> what is there to censor?
<syrion> well words like "kill" "murder" "fuck" "shit" etc. are all cut out
<TomH> are they beeped over?
<syrion> strangely not by the new Bloodhound Gang video
<vik1> you mean good old fashion paliamentary terms!
<syrion> Good old parliament terms?
<syrion> hehe
<Danel> lasse, surf.to/danel  but the pics are not up yet
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<syrion> torie) I like to create a new law (labour) Fuck you and your law! :)
<syrion> nice parliament :)
<Cy^> PC just decided to reboot itself !
<Lasse> Il surf there some day :o)
<syrion> Then would politics be more interesting :)
<Lasse> cool Cy - can I have one like that one?
<Lasse> hehe
<PiaM> welcome back cy :)
<Cy^> thanks
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<syrion> hehe
<syrion> :)
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<syrion> there he goes again :)
<vik1> very confusing!!
<syrion> "the answer my friend... was blown away with the wind" :)
<vik1> Talking of wind...where's Ray got to! lol
<knoo> probably hmmm I dunno :)
<vik1> That wild chicken or what ever it was has a lot to answer for...!!
<Cy> Hope it was cooked... else it'll be chasing Ray around !
<Lasse> lol cy
<vik1> Poor chicken
<syrion> As far as I know is Ray Brittish.... and the only people I know who eat there dinner in at least 2 hours are the French
<knoo> Poor ray!
<Cy> wild chicken and wild rocket !!!!
<vik1> poor salad!!
<Cy> hehehe, Syrion Ray calls himself 'European' !
<syrion> Ate the chicken and left with the rocket to Pluto!
<TomH> well, he still has over an hour to go to make it two hours, syrion
<syrion> is it?
<vik1> Is he getting commission for the time we spend on line?
<knoo> yes
<knoo> but its a secret!
<vik1> OK safe with me.
<Cy> He has shares in all Telecom compaines in Europe - lol !
<vik1> That explains why the service is crap. lol
<vik1> Anyone know the phone mumber of the wild chicken or salad....?
<knoo> 666
<vik1> :-)
<knoo> crap joke :)
<Danel> ok lasse - pictures should be up... look in the "newest pics" section
<Lasse> oki
<syrion> *calls 666* Welcome to Hell's Resort. If you want to die press 1. To book a room, press 2. To hire the suite including nude women, press 3. If your a reporter who wants an interview with Sir Mephisto the Devil (Satan for friends) press 1.
<syrion> funny number :)
<vik1> I'll hold thanks!!
<Lasse> I got wrong number I think.... Ill just hang up
<Cy> lol @ syrion
<Cy> It's quite a good place for a weekend break
<syrion> Well its warm down there
<Cy> the women there are evil ;)
<syrion> better than the chill wether we have now
<vik1> OOoops...they put me thru to the "Readers Digest" book club!!!
<knoo> hmm that really is hell
<knoo> i bet they'll keep phoning you back telling you you've won a price forever now
<vik1> Yeah...no escape...know what I mean!
<vik1> Yeah, good ol Readers Digest...crosses all the boundaries!!!
* syrion is bored
<Cy> have a beer Syrion :)
<syrion> BRB... buying new time to continue chatting
<vik1> 5 more mins then I'm off, can't wait here all flipin evening for R !
<Cy> yeah.. how long has he been gone ?
<TomH> about an hour now
<syrion> Cy: some of the most well known beers are made up here in Holland, but I hate that stuff....
<knoo> two years
<syrion> brb
<vik1> 4 saladsworth at least!!
<Cy> anyway... who in UK eats this late ????
<syrion> Ray
<Lasse> ray....
<vik1> I did but then my other half is italian.
<Lasse> and wife... and friends at rays dinner party....
<Cy> hehehe, Usually for us on Sundays it's about 1 O'clock to 3 O'clock
<syrion> damn... a big queue
<Cy> oic
<syrion> I'm buying extra time now!
<vik1> Cy...whre is the Uk you from?...me Sandhurst, near Camberley in Suurey
<Cy> Midlands
<vik1> crap typist!!
<Cy> just down the motorway from Brum
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<vik1> You got a funny accent? ;-)
<Cy> hehehe, nope... no accent
<Lasse> lol
<vik1> OK I believe ya
<Cy> sort of where we miss out on the brummy accents and the back country accents
<Cy> (black)
<Cy> honestly... no accent
<vik1> black! That's Southall area isn't it!  lol
<Cy> Dudley, Merry Hill area
<Cy> even miss the Herefordshire accent !
* Lasse is from Denmark, still having this funny accent when I speak English...
<Cy> lol
<vik1> Oh my god, I can't understand a word they say!!
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<Cy> accents are kwel... just wish I had one !
<Lasse> wb sy...
<TomH> wb, syrion
<syrion> *bows*
<Lasse> Dan: I like the poem.... :o)
<Cy> hehehe Sy
<Cy> the poen ?
<Cy> (poem)
<vik1> OK folk, I must love ya and leave ya..early start tomorrow, if you speak to Ray...say " Hi from Kandinsky " he'll know, until next time.....take care. Bi Bi
<TomH> bye, vik
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<Cy> seeya
<mccokes> ooops late!
<knoo> hey ray
<Cy> Hey, Ray is on
<vik1> Typical!!
<Cy> Hi Ray !
<mccokes> sorry dudes
<TomH> wb, ray :-)
<Lasse> wb ray!
<Cy> hehehe
<Danel> New picture of Mariek now online on www.raycokes.com - look in the chat regulars section
<Lasse> your still worth waiting for Ray....
<TomH> one dudette, too *g*
<vik1> About time Ray!!
<Cy> Danel... did u upate my info ?
<Danel> thanks lasse... as you can see I didn't write the poem
<mccokes> ah yes piam
<mccokes> how r u all?
<Danel> Cy, only your age
<TomH> all the guys are rushing of to look at Marieke's pic now...
<Cy> thats OK :)
* Lasse is on the way to RCOL VERY FAST!!!!
<Danel> hey again ray
<Cy> hehehe
* PiaM smiles
<syrion> Wb Ray!
<mccokes> always nice to have a girl amongst us ;)
<Cy> So Ray... what are your options ?
<PiaM> am I the only girl here? eeks!
<vik1> Chicken or the salad Ray????
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<Cy> hehehe, no marieke to back u up Pia !
<Cy> or trineline
* PiaM hides
<mccokes> don't worry pia, we're all gentlemen
<PiaM> I know you are *smiles*
<PiaM> I hope you are that is *lol*
<mccokes> i can only speak for myself!
<Danel> hehehe... hmmmm
<Cy> Ray...hehehe... u a gentleman... after the pics u used to ask girls to send in (or were they for Pat) <wink>
* Lasse is a gentleman!
* Cy is a man... dunno about gentle Grrrr
* Danel apologizes for the tinyness of Marieke's pic... it's all she sent us... :)
<knoo> wow thats a very nice photo of marieke, are the toilets still open?:)
<syrion> pics? where?
<mccokes> so
<mccokes> everyones lookimnmg at marieke
<TomH> how was dinner, ray?
<mccokes> is she cute? ;)
<Danel> very much so Ray :)
<vik1> Ray.........what's in the pipeline then??
<Danel> her picture is in the regular's section on your site :)
<syrion> I am not looking to marieke? Where are those pics?
<syrion> ow
<syrion> on RCOL?
<Danel> yes sy
<Cy> WoW !
<mccokes> so, shes cute then?!
<TomH> http://www.raycokes.com/images/chat_marieke.jpg  and http://www.raycokes.com/marikejail.jpg
<knoo> just a little ray
<mccokes> piam, are you a cutie too? :)
<PiaM> mccokes awww dont you remember me? ;)
<Lasse> all girls who like Ray are sweet!
<Cy> I'm off to New York - LOL !
<Danel> Pia, how come we don't have a picture of you on the site too? :)
<mccokes> only from the phonesex we had pia
<mccokes> :)
<mccokes> yes pia send in a pic :)
<PiaM> Ray ssshhhhh!!!!
<knoo> phonsex?:)
<PiaM> now lest talk about the weather ;)
<Cy> hehehe
<mccokes> we need a swimsuit section on the site :)
<TomH> so that's why Most Wanted was always over so soon.... private sessions with the lady callers :-)
<mccokes> hahahaha
<Cy> ray... hehehehe u haven't changed - lol
<Lasse> hehe... god old Ray is here....
<knoo> yey good old dirty ray :)
<PiaM> dirty?
<PiaM> Ray, are you dirty?
<Cy> ...and he calls himself a gentleman !!!!!
<mccokes> a little yes
<mccokes> well, naughty
<knoo> brb
<PiaM> I thought you wre a gentleman!
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<mccokes> not dirty!
<TomH> I thought that was Nina's privilege, ray?
<TomH> we need an adjective starting with "r" for you, ray...
<vik1> Randy??
<TomH> I wondered who'd be the first to suggest that, vik ;-)
<vik1> my pleasure!!
<mccokes> so posse my homeys
<mccokes> ;let me know yr thoughts
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<TomH> so, ray, you said you were juggling decisions... what are your options?
<knoo> ok kids :)
<Cy> So Ray.... WHEN are you going to appear on our monitors ?????
<mccokes> and this is strictly off the record
* PiaM invites Ray to sit on the sofa
<mccokes> thankyopu
<Cy> Pia... u at it again ???
* mccokes sits on the sofa, pulling pia on top of him
<mccokes> oop sorry, wrong room!
<Cy> Oh Gawd !
<Cy> hehehe
* TomH gets out his camera
<PiaM> cy, again? 
<vik1> pleeeze!!!
<PiaM> RAY!
<mccokes> who has cams here?
<Cy> Pia... first phone sex, then cybersex - lol ;)
* Danel does
<vik1> me!
* TomH hides the tele lense
<TomH> cameras? who? me?
<knoo> not me
* PiaM is still on top of Ray? Hey, this is fun ;)
<Cy> LOL @ Pia
<vik1> click!!
<mccokes> lol
* Lasse can borrow one.....
<TomH> might be a title for a new show, ray... "On top of Ray" :-)
<Cy> now think of a headline "Randy Ray Cokes...."
<vik1> what the address of the News of the world again???
<mccokes> i need to know your opinions on sthings
<Cy> lol
<Cy> Sex, Sex and more sex... opps !
<mccokes> off the record
<mccokes> top secret
<vik1> Cy, steady on!
<mccokes> just thoughts
<Cy> hehehe
<knoo> ok mr cokes we're ready
<TomH> maybe it shouldn't be on the chat log either, then?
* Cy switches on the hidden mic
<vik1> Vik falls off edge of seat
<mccokes> that has been sorted tom
<mccokes> we will deny all knowledge of the affair
<TomH> ok, ray.. just making sure :-)))
<mccokes> and you too
<mccokes> what you all think of... 

** censored on request from Ray Cokes - sorry, you had to be there **

<mccokes> have u guys heard of now?
<mccokes> nowtv
<vik1> no
<Cy> nope
<knoo> no
<TomH> no, ray... what's that?
<Danel> no
<Lasse> no
<mccokes> ok check it out and pls e mail me your thoughts
<TomH> nowtc.com?
<mccokes> http://www.now.com
<syrion> TomH: My ping to you is  1.728855
<Cy> Ray, what if you did something with phone votes or something and get some money from telecom companies ?
<TomH> not too bad, syrion
<mccokes> and also check out www.switch2.net
* PiaM falls asleep on the sofa
<mccokes> like to have your opinions on those sometime
<mccokes> qucik! someone do a strip for pia!
<Cy> hehehe Ray... I think Pia's hinting at me :)
<knoo> ray, can you not sell the most wanted idea to bbc choice or something?
<mccokes> no
<TomH> would those shows be live webcasts or on-demand?
<mccokes> enemies there
<mccokes> hehehe
<Cy> lol
<mccokes> buy maybe sky digital channels
<mccokes> and net
<knoo> oh ok :)
<mccokes> a mixture of both tom
<knoo> bbc are not tied in with virgin group?:))
<Cy> couldn't you own your own digi channel ?
<Cy> RayTV ?
<mccokes> yes
<mccokes> but u have to fill it up cy
<mccokes> just ket me know your thoughts on those pls
<syrion> TomH: the time I wrote that ping reply was when you were talking about CENSORED
<TomH> well, if it's on demand, too, one could download the show and watch it from the harddrive... would take the interactive element out of it, though
<Cy> hehehe... well you could hire Nina... thats 30 mins - lol
<vik1> Will do
<mccokes> i m thinking of using technology where u dload show during week but dont watch until friday night
<mccokes> when i do live links for already dloaded vids
<TomH> we could use your salad to shoot your own satellite into space *g*
<Cy> hehehe @ tom
<knoo> I dont like the idea of tv on the web, too slow and unreliable
<Cy> with the chicken strapped to it ?
<mccokes> hehehe
<syrion> Ray: if you have many mp3's of your favourite artists and speak some announcements in your computer (and convert them to mp3) you can have some kind of internbet radio... tjeck out live365.com
<mccokes> been there sy
* Lasse onfortunaly have to leave in short time....
<mccokes> not interested in just talk at moment
<mccokes> but maybe i should bve
<Cy> NO! we want to SEE u ray !
<TomH> the other downside of web tv probably is that the image would be rather small.. so, the show couldn't be too long or your eyes will get very tired
<mccokes> yes just 30 mins to start
<vik1> All this is much too techie.....it's gotta be easy access, and easy to watch.....back to basics...keep it simple and open to all if poss
<mccokes> do u know loadtv?
<knoo> ray is serious about web tv isn't he ;)
<mccokes> i been talking bout it for so long
<TomH> no, sorry ray
<mccokes> broadband and the new mobile phones will change everything!
* PiaM falls down from to sofa (any of you guys notice with all the techno talk? ;)
<Lasse> they sure will....
<mccokes> ok guys pia wants to talk about our dicks
<mccokes> hehehe
<Cy> lol
<PiaM> yes!
<Lasse> lol
<Cy> right Pia... look at my webcam now (joke !)
<PiaM> ok
<PiaM> lest start ;)
<mccokes> ok, asl dick size parade
<PiaM> who wants to be the first one?
<vik1> vik crosses legs!!
<PiaM> cy, all the time ;)
<Cy> lol
<Danel> Ray, I think you are 3-5 years ahead of your time... technology just isn't geared towards web-tv in proper quality yet... way too many users still running on 56k or lower speeds... :/
<PiaM> Ray, will you start please?
<TomH>  CENSORED (Ed)
<Cy> Ray, how do u get paid then... do u need a subscription thing to make enough money ?
<knoo> ray, stick to television :)
<mccokes> yes good point tom
<syrion> back
<mccokes> tv is hard for me to break back into knoo
<mccokes> been away!
<TomH> loadtv.com looks pretty good :-)
<mccokes> yeah its cool
<mccokes> they use techno where every time u surf
<knoo> the selling the medium is just as big a battle as selling yourself, if the medium is already sold, you've got half your viewers anyway
<mccokes> the software dloads stuff for u
<Lasse> Ray, I think I need a faster connection to give you my point of the tv sites.....
<mccokes> automatically
<Cy> Ray, is MTV2 actually run my MTV ?
* TomH is one of those evil manipulators of public opinion (=public relations managers)... I'd be glad to help you if I can, ray :-))
<syrion> I'll reconnect
<vik1> concentrate on getting ya face known again first, get an ad contract or something don't matter what you advertise...get ya fizzog on the box first
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<mccokes> excellent, thanks tom
<mccokes> i have new agent 
<knoo> you have a newsagent? me too :)
<mccokes> lol
<TomH> great, ray!
<vik1> agent got good CV??
<mccokes> very funny
<mccokes> small agaent
<mccokes> but hungry and likes me
<TomH> loadtv.com looks pretty good at first sight
<mccokes> i want to use their technology
<knoo> sorry my jokes are crap, I learnt how to make jokes up from some guy called ray
<mccokes> so u dload show in week and when u log on fridaynetlive
<mccokes> it launches automatically from your hard drive
<Lasse> cool
<TomH> but then the downloaded file would have to be encoded in some manner to keep people from watching earlier.. so that you'd actually be able to launch the clips on people's computers
<mccokes> difficult but possible
<knoo> ray dont rely too much on software technology, you have firewalls to contend with and weird operating systems
<mccokes> could encode
<TomH> might be a potential problem with privacy issues...
<mccokes> or just ask ppl not to watch and spoil the fun before friday
<TomH> I don't think many people would manage to wait till the show ;-)
<Cy> Ray... can you fit all your bad jokes into 30mins ????????
<mccokes> ok tyhen encode and launch from cache
<mccokes> anyway, thats tech stuff im woprking on
<TomH> loadtv.vom looks US-American, though... is it, ray?
<knoo> could you get sponsorship?
<vik1> I'm lost...sorry folks....attention span evapourated.....I just wanna switch on and be entertained!! Good luck. Bi everyone, all the best Ray.
<mccokes> so did we do the dick parade to stop pia leaving us?
<knoo> ray cokes sponsored by durex:)
<PiaM> Ray, still waiting
<mccokes> ok vik, thanks for coming
<mccokes> who will start?
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<TomH> you have to start, ray :-)
<Cy> hehehe, Pia... is awake alright !
<knoo> me
<TomH> sex gods go first
* PiaM waits... smiling!
<knoo> ray is old so be compasionate ;)
<mccokes> male, 38, 6'2 slim fit , hairy chest 10 inches
<Cy> Well, OK... but I'll let Ray go first as he's a Celeb - lol
<mccokes> ok, 7 inches :)
<Lasse> lol
<PiaM> hmmm... ;)
<mccokes> there i did it!
<knoo> I'll go next 
<Danel> 7" chest?... wow... is that a d-cup?
<mccokes> hahahaha
* PiaM climbs back on top of Ray!
<mccokes> this is serious d!
<Danel> hahaha - oh... right ;)
<knoo> you'd need an anchor if you went down into that cleavage!
<Lasse> well all, I have to go to bed now....!
* Cy male 24 5'8 goatee, smooth chest... and not going to mention the size 'cos mines 'sleeping' lol
<Danel> godnat lasse
<TomH> bye, lasse
<PiaM> Cy, mmm... nice... and WAKE UP
<Cy> hehehe
<mccokes> wakey wakey cy!
<TomH> male, 27, 6'1", brown hair, brown eyes... same size as ray :-)
<Cy> Maybe for Ray's forst show Pia - lol
<Cy> (first)
* knoo is male from London , 21, 5'10, dark blonde hair, blue eyes, a little over 8 inches(so I'm told!!!)
<mccokes> oooh knoo! lucky you! bastard :)
<Cy> Come on guys... tell the truth... your making me feel inadequate!
* PiaM cant choose now! 
<knoo> yeah I know its a privelige to live in london
<mccokes> truth here
<Cy> lol @ Ray !
* Lasse 22, 6'4, working on the chest, blonde hair, blue eyes.....
<knoo> I'm not as slim as ray though
<TomH> now we want to know your measurements, Pia! *g*
<Cy> Yeah... seen you on that bike - <g>
<Cy> ...and a pic !
<mccokes> yes your turn pia!
<PiaM> Ray, you can tell them my measurements
* TomH hands Ray a tape measure
<knoo> pass the kleenex round first ;)
<mccokes> of course i cant pia, never seen you
<mccokes> only heard you
* Lasse 22, 6'4, working on the chest, blonde hair, blue eyes..... about 6-7 incs
<Danel> ray... didn't you leave out a few years when you stated your age? ;)
<PiaM> Ray, oh yes I forgot ;)
<mccokes> of course i did d
<PiaM> but who did I send all those pics to then? :-o
<Danel> ok, I will too then :)
<PiaM> oh dear!
<mccokes> but i told the truth elsewhere!
<mccokes> so we know knoo has the biggest now
<knoo> nice weather we're having today?
<knoo> :)
* Danel is 13, getting hair in strange places and about 4.5
<Cy> hehehe !
<PiaM> *giggle*
<Cy> hooray, someone the same size as me !!! (JOKE !)
<Lasse> Ray: good luck there.... your ideas sounds good.... just think your ahead of time
<knoo> if theres grass on the pitch its ok to play, hey ray ;)
<Lasse> year right Cy... :)
<mccokes> unfortunately yes lasse i agree
<Lasse> hope to see you all soon....
<Cy> see u lasse
<mccokes> bye lasse , thanks for being
<TomH> but we need people to push the boundaries of technology, ray.. might as well be you
<Lasse> always Ray!
<TomH> bye, lasse
<Danel> bye (again) lasse :)))
<mccokes> anyway, pia didnt tell us
<Lasse> hehe... bye Dan...
<PiaM> what should I tell you? :)
<PiaM> ask and I'll answer!
<Danel> Pia... cup size? ;)
<Lasse> you married?
<mccokes> yes cup size!
<PiaM> C
<PiaM> not marrieds
<mccokes> nice size
<Lasse> ohhh my sex god....
<Danel> how old pia? :)
<Cy> RAY ! your married - lol !
<TomH> what does the rest of you look like, Pia? *g*
<mccokes> yes but i can still look cy!
<knoo> where are you from pia?
<PiaM> I'm from Finland
<PiaM> and Idm 28
<Lasse> when we get a pic of you on RCOL?
<mccokes> blonde pia?
<PiaM> 28 means I know what I'm doing ;)
<PiaM> yes Ray
<Cy> wow !
<mccokes> oooh!
<knoo> blonde all over?
<knoo> you have to check these days!
<mccokes> good question!
<PiaM> yes knoo
<Cy> hehehe
<mccokes> oooh i like that!
<Danel> omg!
<Danel> prove it Pia! :)
<PiaM> Danel, how do you want me to prove it?
<PiaM> *smiling*
<Cy> lol
<Lasse> send pic Pia!
<Danel> erm... you kow this thing called a photo? ;)
<Lasse> bye all..... over and out......
<PiaM> I could send Ray a pic and then he can prove it to rest of you ;)
<Danel> geez... I'm so excited I can't type anymore... lol
<PiaM> ok?
<TomH> if Pia sent you a pic now, could you put it on RCOL now?
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<mccokes> clothed or naughty pic?
<TomH> that question was to Danel :-)
<Cy> LOL... I got to show her something before she emails me a pic... guess that goes for all us guys - lol !!!!
<PiaM> Ray the usual!
<mccokes> oops sorry
<Danel> sure tom
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<mccokes> show her then cy hehehe
<PiaM> cy, hey dont tell all our secrets! ;)
<Cy> lol ! it's not that kind of webcam ray :)
<PiaM> Cy, it could be!
<mccokes> it could be tho cy if u wanted hahaha
<Cy> lol, sorry Pia,,, just thought it was funny
<PiaM> cy, well we can do it in public too if thats the way you like it ;)
<Cy> lol, no private is better !
<Danel> Pia, you are not married... but are you single?
<knoo> ray: how many underwear-everywhere photos contained none or very little underwear?
<PiaM> Danel, next question? ;)
<Danel> lol! 
<Danel> okay.. moving on...
<mccokes> knoo: only a few were nude
<TomH> how about a dating show, ray? *g*
<knoo> awww
<mccokes> but lots of very sexy ladies in sexy underwear
<knoo> mmmm!
<Cy> Yeah, I would be up for that lol
<knoo> you should make a photobook!
<knoo> called "Ray's Girls"
<mccokes> hehe
* PiaM wants to be Rays girl
<mccokes> and really get the rep of a pervy
<TomH> what did you do with those photos anyway?
<knoo> :)
<mccokes> lost in time
<Cy> U got that anyway Ray... u might as well cash in on it - lol
<mccokes> i have some that were in the book
<knoo> the book?
<TomH> wow, it's gone all quiet :-)
<mccokes> in germany, small fan book
<knoo> ok
<TomH> ray, any plans or opportunities for traditional tv?
<mccokes> we're all private msging pia probably! hehehe
<Cy> hehehe
<Syrion> Back again
<PiaM> I'm innocent!
<Cy> until proven guilty Pia ?
<knoo> I watched Raywatch the other week :)
<PiaM> cy, and how would you prove that? ;)
<Cy> hehehe... well I'm asking for the photo evidence ;)
<PiaM> I already send the pic to Ray!
<PiaM> sent even :)
<PiaM> so Ray, am I guilty?
<Cy> hehehe, well he's a celeb he gets loads of pics from nice women :)
<PiaM> and if I am, whats the punishment?
<TomH> now forward the pic of pia to the rest of us, Ray!!!! ;-)
<mccokes> i cant remember where it is!
<PiaM> you cant remember?!!?!?
<Cy> Ray... u know you introduced 'Internet Ray Chat'... well I think you have just introduced 'Internet SexRay Chat' !
<PiaM> shame on you Ray ;)
<mccokes> yes it was a bikini pic!
<knoo> wahey!
<TomH> ooohh, a bikini pic :-)
<Cy> GUILTY then - lol
<mccokes> well, actually
<mccokes> i hope pia doesnt mind!
<mccokes> she was topless oooheee!
<TomH> "Randy Ray's Internet Sex Chat" :-)
<Cy> lol
<knoo> big bouys?
<mccokes> very nice yes
* PiaM runs!!!
<PiaM> fast!!!
<Syrion> Well I made once a banner with "Mr. Simply Sexy, love-guru"
<Cy> RRISC I like it Tom !
<Syrion> and Ray's pic on it
<mccokes> hehehe nothing wrong with a little flirting from time to time!
* PiaM runs back
* knoo ties Pia to the bed, again :)
<TomH> gives a whole new meaning to "club bed", doesn't it? :-)
<mccokes> again?
<Cy> again ?
<PiaM> again? 
<knoo> oops :)
<mccokes> lol
<PiaM> knoo, dont tell them!
<Cy> hehehe
<PiaM> all my secrets!
<mccokes> would u like that pia?
<knoo> you lot are like a bunch of old men !
<mccokes> hahaha i am knoo!
<PiaM> Ray do you need to ask that question? ;)
<knoo> nothing wrong with being an old man though!
<Cy> Ray... what DID go on after the cameras stopped filming on Club Bed ?
<mccokes> so, must go soon
<mccokes> before i take my clothes off with pia! hehehe
<PiaM> knoo, quickly, tie Ray to the bed too!
<knoo> I think Pia needs to be tied down because she is so involved in the actions that she often falls out!
<knoo> I'm not tieing a man up!
<mccokes> you know u want it knoo
<PiaM> knoo, ooooh why? its all natural!
* knoo ties ray and pia together
<knoo> awww what a natural couple!
<mccokes> hahaha
<PiaM> hi Ray *smile*
<TomH> back to back, knoo? :-)
<mccokes> im a married man!
<Cy> Cavemen used to hot the women over the head ! tieing them up is much nicer - lol !
<mccokes> let me out
<Cy> (hit)
<mccokes> someone get me out of this
<knoo> ray, you will have to wriggle around a lot before you get free!
<Cy> hehehe
<PiaM> now Ray, dont panic
<mccokes> pia
<mccokes> perhaps u can help
<TomH> where's your wife, ray? ;-)
<PiaM> naturally I can
<mccokes> undo the knots 
<PiaM> if I want to ;)
<mccokes> with your mouth
<mccokes> hahahaha
<knoo> you can get a knot in something 7 inches long??
<PiaM> and where the reward if I do that... with my mouth?
<mccokes> lol
<mccokes> you are just too quick for me knoo
<mccokes> im outgunned
<knoo> you taught me all I know mate!
<mccokes> hgow old r u now?
<knoo> 21
* PiaM tries not to bite Ray
<knoo> disturbed teenage years watching most wanted :)
<Cy> Danel... your an OP... I'm disgusted at the obsene chat... kick Ray out.. (I want Pia to myself) LOL !
<mccokes> hahahah cy
<PiaM> *lol*
<Danel> hehehe
<TomH> by the way, ray, something Austrian TV (ORF) does, might be of interest to you... they have a weekly chart show in which they have a live broadcast of their chatroom (http://chat.orf.at).. so, while the video is running you see the text on the top of the screen and can actually see your own posts on TV :-)
<Cy> only joking Ray :)
<TomH> sorry for the off-topic bit, there :-)
<knoo> so are the happy couple still tied together?
<mccokes> cool thanks tom
<mccokes> no, im married cy you go ahead :)
<Cy> hehehe...
<PiaM> can I vote too? 
<Danel> Pia, he's giving you away now... :)
<TomH> yw, ray :-)
<PiaM> *disapointed* ;)
<TomH> rayauction.com ;-)
<PiaM> anyone want to make me feel better?
<Cy> lol, had your fun then dump them.. all the same with u celebs -hahahaha
<mccokes> maybe you can have all of us pia
<mccokes> so to speak
<knoo> no but I can give instructions on how to feel you better pia :)
<mccokes> hehehe
<PiaM> knoo, ok :) *listening*
<Cy> lol @ knoo
<knoo> words cannot describe the actions I'm afraid
<mccokes> how r u dressed pia? if u dont mind me asking, on behalf of knoo
<Danel> lol
<PiaM> I cant tell you (at least not the truth!)
<knoo> yes, any background research would help immensely
<mccokes> why not?
<Danel> ok, so you are nekkid
<knoo> you're wearing a flashers raincoat?
<mccokes> rubber?
<knoo> hahah rubber I like it :)
<TomH> a body-hugging ray t-shirt?
<Danel> only wearing a MW goody bag...
<mccokes> lol
<mccokes> you are d?
<Danel> I never got one Ray... never won one either... maybe that's the reason  lol
<mccokes> wed better not put this chat up on log!!
<knoo> how about a body-hugging ray?
<PiaM> knoo hey thats a nice idea ;)
<knoo> that was a question not an offer :)
<mccokes> hey steady on
<Danel> we can put it up ray... just need to put a warning about it being rated X on there  lol
<mccokes> hehehe not x rated yet d!
<knoo> we can put what up ray? would he mind?!
<TomH> "Warning: Sex God inside" :-)
<PiaM> oh god I forgot about the logs!
<mccokes> lol cy
<Danel> never mind the logs... look at those legs!!! :)
<knoo> who's legs?
<TomH> whose legs, danel?
<PiaM> Ray, are we still tied up?
<mccokes> pia needs to undress to free herself from the terrible knot that knoo has tied
<Cy> hehehe
<Danel> Pia's.. whose legs are you looking at?
* knoo unties pia but leaves her to undress herself
<TomH> Pia's, of course.. what a question ;-))
<knoo> if she wishes to of course
<Cy> u looking at my webcam again Pia ?
<mccokes> you fool knoo!
<mccokes> now she wont need to undress!
<knoo> good point
<PiaM> cy, of course I am, hoping to see something ;)
<Cy> hehehe, you'll be lucky ;)
* knoo re-ties Pia in a way that will require her to undress to free herself from the evil ray-ropes
<mccokes> hehehe go for it pia!
<mccokes> ray is but an innocent bystander
<knoo> there must be more than one ray here then
<mccokes> ?me sits back doesnt bother to untie himself as he watches
<TomH> maybe we should all chip in and get a webcam for Pia ;-)
<TomH> and one for Marieke :-)
* PiaM kind of likes being tied
<knoo> only kind of?
<Cy> Maybe we need only one webcam Tom ;)
<PiaM> hey where does marieke live? ;)
<TomH> we should try to get them together, cy?
<Cy> Holland... but in New York at the moment
<Cy> that's what I was thinking Tom <g>
<TomH> Rotterdam
<TomH> you have a web cam, don't you, cy? invite them for the next chat ;-)
<Cy> Great !
<Syrion> I'm off! Bye!
<Cy> Two hot girls (well... I like it Pia is !)... and me !
<TomH> bye, syrion
<Cy> See ya Sy
<PiaM> mmmmm...
<knoo> its gone quiet on the hot passion front!
<PiaM> I can even speak a little dutch 
<Cy> I can't...
<TomH> having a sore throat helps, too, PiaM ;-)
<knoo> I can smoke a little dutch
<Cy> used to be able to speak Spanish...
* TomH ducks in case there are any Dutch in here...
<PiaM> I was thinking about marieke :)
<Cy> but English is it.. I'm sorry (or Lo Siento)
<PiaM> Tom *lol*
<Cy> hehehe Tom
<knoo> ray has gone very quiet....
<Cy> The only Spanish I can remeber is Tu Caliente - lol !
*** Syrion (~jirc@212.87.126.38) Quit (Leaving)
<Cy> He must be tried from struggling to get free
<TomH> "Ay Caramba" to quote Bart Simpson :-)
<Cy> (tired)
<Cy> hehehe
* Cy prods Ray... at least pretend to be excited and awake when Pia is tied to u - lol
* PiaM sighs :)
<TomH> just goes to show how difficult it is to satisfy a sex god...
<mccokes> oops phone call sorry
<mccokes> anyhow better go
<knoo> awww poor Pia
<Cy> lol... heheh Tom... are are really funny... where r u from ?
<Cy> Oh.. do u have to ray ?>
<TomH> I'm in Austria, Cy... am British, though
<mccokes> ok another five
<Cy> :)
<TomH> great, ray!
<Cy> How old r u Tom ?
<mccokes> where u all from?
<TomH> 27
<mccokes> what towns?
<TomH> feel free to check out my homepage: http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Bistro/7110/
<TomH> Salzburg :-)
<knoo> me from London town
<knoo> dont worry ray, if I see you in the rubber shop I'll look the other way :)
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<mccokes> lol knoo
*** Cy (~cy@cysworld.demon.co.uk) Quit (Read error to Cy[cysworld.demon.co.uk]: Connection reset by peer)
<Cy^> ????
<Cy^> back now
<TomH> which other towns do we have here tonight?
<mccokes> slow tonight
<TomH> or cities, burroughs, hamlets, villages, outposts, camps...
<mccokes> u in paris tom?
<TomH> Salzburg, ray
<TomH> city of Mozart, Sound of Music and unlimited commercialism
<mccokes> oh ok
<Danel> Aalborg, Denmark.
<TomH> I only picked Paris and Bistro for my homepage because I liked the relaxed, laid back sound of the URL :-))
<Cy^> What part of London to you live in Ray ?
<mccokes> is pia naked yet?
<Danel> hasn't she been all the time?
<PiaM> oups!!! *gets dressed*
<knoo> no its ok, you dont have to trouble yourself
<mccokes> no no stay like that pia!
<Cy^> Damn... was enjoying that !
<knoo> all that hastle of getting dressed
<mccokes> yes
<PiaM> hmmm
* PiaM undresses
<Cy^> thats better !
<mccokes> ooooh yes!
* TomH gets his camera out again
* knoo wonders what she had been wearing up to now?
<mccokes> nice body pia
<PiaM> Tom, naughty!
<TomH> I'll send you the pics, Pia, don't worry ;-)
<PiaM> Tom, dont bother, send them to Ray directly, no need to have me in the middle!
<mccokes> hehehe
<Cy^> Why would Ray want to have pics of Tom ?????
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<TomH> pics of Pia taken by Tom, Cy ;-)
<Cy^> OIC !
<TomH> I hope
<PiaM> Cy (private to cy!) I cant msg you - my computer doesnt recognise your nick, are there some starnge letters on it?
*** Cy^ is now known as Cy
<Cy> try again Pia
<PiaM> ok better now ;)
<mccokes> pia are u naked at home now for real , man?!
<Cy> Ray... what did u do this weekend ? anything good ?
<knoo> Cy, dont lose the vibe by changing the subject!
<mccokes> yes cy!
<mccokes> right knoo hehe
<Cy> hehehe Knoo
<PiaM> Ray would you like me to be?
<mccokes> what do u think guys?
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<knoo> lets find out what shes wearing first
<mccokes> id like to know how ure really dressed pia i think
*** Danel changes topic to 'Official Ray Cokes Online chat is over... now it's up to you... ;)'
<Cy> 55 mins Early Danel ? lol
<mccokes> so, pia?
<Danel> Cy... you're on UK time... :) The chat runs on CET... you must have learned that by now ;)
<PiaM> yes Ray?
<Danel> but you are free to stay as long as you want... Undernet never sleeps :)
<mccokes> how r u dressed?
<Cy> Oppps.. Sorry Danel :)
<Cy> forgot !
<PiaM> something black
<PiaM> something silky
<Danel> it just lags a lot....
<knoo> a nuns uniform?
<TomH> sounds promising, pia :-)
<mccokes> oooh like a nightdress?
<Danel> whoa Pia.... hmm... maybe one should stay.. just a little bit longer
<TomH> somebody please give pia a web cam! ;-)
<PiaM> Ray mmmmm tes
<Cy> A cat suit ?
<PiaM> yes
<mccokes> wow pia
<Cy> Pia... I got a spare webcam :)
<knoo> pia, you goddess!
<Danel> I'm sure Ray could scrape together a whole tv crew if he had to....? ;))
<mccokes> ts all?
<Danel> webcam won't be sufficient.. :)
<knoo> I just want the real thing. no computers involved
<Cy> hehehe
<TomH> I'd volunteer to film with my video cam :-)
<Cy> I could direct ;)
<mccokes> all these horny guys!
<PiaM> how did you all get so horny Ray?
<mccokes> might be my fault
<TomH> men... slaves to their hormones... *shakes his head* disgusting, isn't it?
<knoo> pia : no ray doesnt make me horny I'm afriad, just you baby :)))
<Danel> Ray is responsible for bringing us up... he taught us all we know via tv...
<Cy> hehehe, us guys in the UK would be a whole lot hornier if we had a proper summer !!!!
<PiaM> Danel *lol*
<Cy> hehehe, Ray.. you corrupted all of us !
<TomH> yeah, once Naughty Nina was on the show, we had no chance
<mccokes> ok if its me who is at fault i must leave then
<Cy> hehehehe, no, it's too late now ray !
<Danel> yeah.. me too
<PiaM> Ray, but who will teach the boys what to do with me then?
<Cy> the damage has been done - lol
<PiaM> I have to do it myself?
<mccokes> im sure they will handle it pia :)
<Cy> WOHHOOOOOO Pia !"
<Cy> GET A WEBCAM QUICK !
<Danel> hehe... did you see American Pie?? :)
<Cy> No, heard about it though
<mccokes> she didnt mean it like that cy ;)
<mccokes> or maybe she did
<TomH> you should open a new section on the homepage, danel... "Ray's Web Babes" :-)
<Danel> Cy, you need to see it then :)
<Cy> lol Ray.. yeah, but I can dream !
<Danel> Tom, good idea... only prob is that the babes never want to send in photos... :(
<mccokes> yes me too cy!
<Cy> lol
<TomH> yes, you've probably spotted the one flaw in the plan, danel...
<mccokes> but i can vouch for pia
<mccokes> she is a babe
<TomH> well, being blonde and scandinavian she has to be ;-))
<mccokes> so, pia, if youre wearing a nightdress, are you wearing anything underneath? on behalf of cy
<TomH> such altruism, ray!
<Danel> Pia, seriously... would you like to be on the chat regulars page? Just send a little info and a picture to us...
<Cy> LOL.... just what I was thinking Ray - LOL !
<Danel> and anyone else who would like to be there too
<mccokes> yes pls send a pic to the page pia
<PiaM> Ray, you know the answer!
<mccokes> clean of course :)
<Danel> yeah, the dirty pics you can just send to me :)
<Cy> hehehe
<knoo> and me please
<knoo> :)
<mccokes> hehehe yes editors privilege
<PiaM> *lol*
<mccokes> and me too then
<TomH> how do I get to be an editor?
<Cy> comeon.. there has to be some perk on being on the mailing list !
<Danel> yes, you get more mail.... sometimes
<Cy> hehehe Danel !
<mccokes> so is it time to go?
<Cy> no !
<Cy> hehehe
*** Danel sets mode: -t
<Danel> It is for me.... Goodnight all - and may you all sleep well and dream of Pia   lol
<mccokes> thanks dan!
<Cy> hehehe, goodnight Danel
<TomH> good night, Danel!
<Danel> man!... Pia has probably never had so many men at the sam... no, I better not finish this... :)
<knoo> :)
<mccokes> no best not to dan ;)
<Cy> Ray... so when do u think Fridaynetlive will 'go live' ?
<mccokes> who knows cy!
* PiaM smiles to herself
<Danel> Bye all....... *poooof*
<mccokes> im giving it all another 6 months then ill become a chef
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Session Close: Mon Aug 07 00:17:12 2000